This week was a relatively quiet one. Mommy was sick which means the kids had free reign for a couple days.
Ava's highlight of the week: While eating dinner, mouth full of food, she mumbles something which sounds suspiciously malicious. I asked her to repeat it, and she looked at me, straight faced, and said, "I'm gonna kill you and stuff you in that trash can." Well....okay. Needless to say, not only am I now monitoring what shows Riley has turned on throughout the day, I'm also sleeping with one eye open.
NOTE TO PARENTS OF RILEY'S FRIENDS: I'm sad to report that, no, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, and Kesha will not be coming to her birthday party. Apparently all of first grade has been informed they are. Also parents, if Riley bites your child, no, they will not be turning into a vampire within 24-48 hours. Again, this would be contrary to what she has been telling your children.
Another note: People, get your girl scout cookies from me. I'm tired of looking at them. If you continue to ignore my texts, calls, and borderline stalker activities to try and hand them off to you, I will be eating your cookies and yes, you will still be paying for them.
Oh! Another note: Makers of Toyota: While you may have originally thought that a cool safety feature for the car would be to disable the unlock buttons if keys are locked in the trunk, you were deceived. It is in fact, not cool. Not cool at all.
Laughing so hard right now. You must fill in your loyal readers on the " keys in the trunk" story
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! I think you need to start writing a book about your kids! They remind me so much of someone I know....who could that be?
ReplyDeleteHeather-we were in the MIDDLE of nowhere at my in-laws. I shut the trunk with my keys inside!! Poor Chad was a great sport. He very calmly looked at me, and just said, "Get me pliers." After he worked a hanger in the passenger window and pushed the unlock button, we realized some stupid safety feature doesn't allow the camry to be unlocked from the inside with keys locked in. Same luck with driver door. He had to get crafty with the coat hanger to open the door. We don't speak of that incident anymore.
ReplyDeleteTheresa-These kids resemble the man you married! They are their Uncle Chris!